Joke of the Day

Brian Johnson, Brent Casteel and Austin Collie are all standing in
front of an empty table with God sitting at the head.

God asks Brian Johnson first: "What do you believe?"

Brian thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe
in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in
giving. I was lucky, but i always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Johnson, and offers
him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Brent Casteel and says, "What do you believe?"

Brent says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've
always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing
field."

God is greatly moved by Bremt 's sincere eloquence, and he offers him
a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Austin Collie : "And you, Austin , what do you
believe?"

Austin replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

GO UTES!