11/29/05

I've Been Exiled

I think I know what Trotsky must have felt when he was sent to Siberia, or maybe what Romeo experienced when he was banished to Mantua. I can relate for I have been exiled - to Bennion Jr.High. I can already hear you asking yourself: Where's Bennion Jr. High and why was Jared sent out there? I had to ask the same questions myself yesterday when I discovered that I would be running the winter basketball league out in No Man's Land. Ousted from the friendly confines of the East Millcreek Recreational Center, I will now spend the next four months driving out to Kearns to work at Bennion Jr. High. It seems that I don't have enought clout to determine where or when I will be working, so I will take my banishment like a man.

Romeo:
"There is no world without Verona walls,
But purgatory, torture, hell itself.
Hence-banished is banish'd from the world,
And world's exile is death: then banished,
Is death mis-term'd: calling death banishment,
Thou cutt'st my head off with a golden axe,
And smilest upon the stroke that murders me."


At least I'm not taking it as hard as old Romeo!

11/28/05

So Long New Harmony


Well, we survived our trip down to New Harmony. All in all it was a fun time. We ate some good turkey, celebrated Mom's birthday (she's 39 and holding), rode the ATV/motorcycle, did some geocaching, attended the coldest parade in history, and tried to get some sleep. I'd say it was a success. Best of all, Kennedy got to spend some quality time with her cousins and her Nana and Papa. Who could ask for anything more?

11/27/05

I Love a Parade



In truth I don't really love any parades, but my mom wanted us to take the kids to the Cedar City Thanksgiving Parade. It had all the small town trimmings, with lawn chairs lining Main St. in downtown Cedar. To my surpise, several of the entries were really well done. I saw everything from Darth Vadar to Max from Where the Wild Things Are. Some of my favorite entries included: the cast from Sesame Street, Strawberry Shortcake, the Old Lady who lived in a shoe, and something I can only imagine was the troll from Billy Goat's Gruff.

The one thing I will say about a parade at the end of November is it's COLD!! There was a storm front moving in right as the parade started, so the best in the house was inside the Xterra. I didn't mind braving the elements though, cause the more people who sat inside cars meant I had better odds on getting some of the candy being tossed out!

11/25/05

Sleep Over?


I don't know if I can call any part of this trip a sleep over. I haven't really slept the two days we've been down here. Yesterday morning I woke up about 5:15 am and was up for the rest of the day. I wish it were merely the excitement of a turkey dinner, but I think it was more the fault of an old mattress (don't tell my parents I said that!). You can tell from the pics that the kids aren't getting any more sleep than I am.

So, last night I graciously offered to sleep on the couch. It was kinda fun, since Coleton and Chloe were also out in the living room, but it didn't get me any more zzz's. At least when we woke up this morning, we had an immediate pillow fight and steamroller contest (Guess who won?!). It's getting dark and my mind is racing already - is there any place around here I can get a few hours sleep? Maybe the back porch is open? Hmmmm!!!

11/24/05

Happy Thanksgiving!


Happy Thanksgiving everyone! We have spent a funfilled, busy, (maybe just a little stressful) day in New Harmony with Nana, Papa, Alicia, Evan, and the kids. It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a couple of family breakdowns, would it?

We spent the day playing with kids, riding the 4 wheeler and motorcycle and cooking. I have to say that I didn't get much cooking in. I tried to help a little on the cleaning end. Kennedy wasn't feeling too well, so she wanted mama most of the day.

Kennedy, Liam, and Chloe all started the day with a cousin bath. It was fun to see the kids play together in the bathtub. Liam liked to climb over everyone to get the toy he wanted. Kennedy would usually let him know she didn't like being climbed over. I think Kennedy is just jealous that she can't walk yet! At one point, Liam gave Kennedy a good pat on the butt while she was standing up in the tub. Ah, good times in the tub.

The weather was great, so we spent a little time giving kids rides on the 4 wheeler and finding a couple of geocaches. Kennedy had her first 4 wheeler ride and loved every second of it. She waved her hands and oohed the whole ride. We saw lots of horses, dogs and a couple of mules. We've seen turkeys in the past on our rides, but not today. Anyway, it was fun to get outside a little bit. The house was getting pretty hot from all the cooking going on.

Dinner was served at 5:00 pm with some very delicious food. (I would like to think that is because I didn't cook). The turkey and stuffing were excellent and the pumpkin pie topped off a great meal. I think everyone had plenty to eat and the leftovers will be delicious. I don't know how Kaaren did it, but she managed to fit all the leftovers in the fridge. Thank goodness. I don't know what I would do if I couldn't have a turkey and stuffing sandwich.

11/23/05

On the Road Again


We set out today for a road trip to visit my parents in New Harmony. Those of you with infants know that the best part of a long car trip is that the baby usually sleeps most of the way. I say usually because, for some reason, Kennedy decided that this was not going to be a sleeping trip. The trip to my parents is 250 miles, Kennedy stayed awake for the first 200 of those miles. Nothing could get her to sleep, not the bottle, not her blankie, not even her Mama could help little Kennedy rest her tired eyes.

Today we saw three distinct sides to Kennedy's personality. There was the talkative Kennedy, where she babbled for miles at a time about whatevercwas on her mind. Next, there was the Hungry Kennedy, where she ate crackers, vanilla wafers, drank a bottle, and ate a strap on her car seat. Last, and worst, was the Angry Kennedy, where she cried and whined about anything and everything. I won't say which personality we saw the most on the trip today, but let's just say it was a welcome sight to see her fourth personality - Sleeping Kennedy!

11/22/05

How the Mighty (sort of) have Fallen


Some things are too good to pass by. As I was walking into the office I spotted this little gem on the wall. It seems that Quiet Riot and Skid Row are coming - to the Union Ballroom!!! Forget those sold out stadiums, full of groupies and thousands of head banging fans. Now these 80's hair bands will be playing to a smattering of Utah students, a few of which may be wearing stonewashed denim jackets. The best part of the poster is that the concert is free to all U of U students. I wish I was still in school!!!

Does this remind anyone of the scene in Spinal Tap where the boys share a marquee with a puppet show? "If I've told them once I've told them a thousand times... We are supposed to have top billing over the puppet show!"

11/19/05

Utah 41 BYU 34


Can you believe it?! The Utes capped off an up and down season with an up and down game against the Cougs. However, unlike much of the season, this game ended on a major up. The Utes held on to win their final game in OT down in Happy Valley. I can't think of anything more satisfying than beating BYU for the 4th straight time, and doing it with a backup QB, a first year coach, in LaVell Edwards Stadium. Awesome!! All week long the talk radio airwaves have been lit up with Cougarfan running his mouth about how great their team was. Well BYU, your heritage is calling - and it still says you guys suck! Last year may have been once in a lifetime for the Utes, but we've still got the braggin' rights for another year over that team from the South. Now buck up Cougarfan and could someone, anyone, please give John Beck a Kleenex!!!

11/18/05

400 Caches for the Crew


I know I write too often in here about Geocaching; however, it has been a beautiful Autumn here in SLC, and it forces us to be outside. We found our 400th cache yesterday, while I was out with Ross after work. He wanted to find Coleton's cache, and I wanted to reach a milestone. We were both successful! Hooray!!

Holy War


Another classic bulletin on the cork boards at the U. Poor little Cosmo didn't stand a chance in this ad. Win or lose, you've gotta love the creativity of U students. Anyone want to go to the Cougar Bash? Classic!

11/17/05

Praise to the Man


Last night the ward celebrated the 200th anniversary of the birth of Joseph Smith with a talent show. Every presentation centered on some aspect of the Prophet and his life. Some of the highlights included: Dick Engar playing a folk/rock tribute (he wrote the lyrics, but the tune is Robbie Robertson's), a play by the Primary (about the early life of the Prophet), a vignette of different stages of Joseph's life by the YM/YW (they really did a ton of memorization), and a multimedia slideshow about the Prophet by Kurt Larsen (unbelievable!).

It was a great evening and we had a good time as a family. Kennedy loved the different plays and she applauded after each one. Even if she spent as much time eating crackers as watching the performances, Kennedy was a lot of fun and everyone in the ward really loves playing with her.

11/16/05

Nervous Ute Fans


After watching every game of a disappointing season, the season ends this week with the big game at BYU. It hurts to say that I don't like the Utes chances this week. Since they've blown leads in almost every game this season, Saturday's contest is simply for pride and I don't think this Ute team has much. Oh well, you never know what can happen in the Rivalry game...

Click here for a song that sums up Ute fans' feelings this year.

11/14/05

Morning Conversations


Over the weekend Kennedy sat down with Tara for another episode of Morning Conversations In today's program Kennedy discusses: Pumpkins, Apples, and Monkeys. Join in frequently for more exciting episodes of Morning Conversations.

Click here to listen to Morning Conversations.

No Autographs, Please

A few weeks ago I wrote about the covili family's appearance on Good Things Utah. Now you can see what the hype was all about. Enjoy - and no autographs, please.



To view this movie, you'll need to download the Windows Media Player.

11/13/05

On the Road to 400


We decided to take advantage of the fact that there's no snow on the ground and went out geocaching today. Tara, Kennedy, Coleton, and I headed all around town to hunt for a few more of our hidden treasures. The caches led us along the East Bench area, and one even took us a bit up Millcreek Canyon. If there was a central theme to the caches we found today it would have to be: Micro. We only found two regular size containers today and the rest varied in size from the eraser on a pencil, to a medicine pill bottle.

Coleton even hid his first official cache as part of our travels today. He's been wanting to hide a micro near his school for the past couple of months, so we finally accomplished his goal with the new cache, Late 4 School. It should be a good challenge for any worthy seeker. Coleton also found his 100th cache on our trip. We were trying to get to cache #400 for the Crew, but we only made it to #396. Until next week.

11/11/05

Liam's Visit


We were excited when Evan called yesterday to see if we could watch cute Liam for a few hours. We were still in pajamas and so was he, so we made a fun morning of it. It's fun to see Kennedy and Liam interact. Toys that Kennedy hasn't played with forever are suddenly prized possesions if Liam decides to play with them. Kennedy had tons of fun with her cousin Liam. Mommy had fun but wondered several times how anyone with twins gets anything done. If I wasn't chasing after Liam, I was going after Kennedy. They are both mobile and fast.

When Kennedy went down for a nap, Liam and I went outside and played on the little slide. That kid is fearless. He would have gone down the slide head first if I would have let him. He even tried to do a somersault down the slide. Luckily I caught him and I can still be on the good babysitter list! We look forward to our next playtime with Liam.

Later that day, Kennedy spent some quality time with the TV watching Baby Einstein. She doesn't like many programs, but she will sit (or stand) and watch the entire show of "On the Farm". Maybe this is why she is so good at saying all the animal sounds.

By the way, don't tell Jared but I have been known to shop at Walmart at times. Yes, they are cheaper. Hey, when you are buying formula every week, you need all the help you can get.

The Store that Must not be Named (or Shopped at)


As I was walking across campus this morning, I spied another interesting notice on the door of the Behavioral Science building. Today we were enlightened about the evils of America's Superstore: Wal-Mart. For months I have been spouting many of the reasons I choose not to endorse this conglomerate and it's wares, now I see others share my feelings as well.

It has been a joke around our office that Ross actually lives in "Linens," since everything he brings to work comes in a Wal-Mart plastic bag. In spite of all our consistent warnings about what's really going on with the Mart, he always comes back with their comapny tagline, "But everything is cheaper there." With this bulletin floating around campus (and Ross not at his cubicle today) I couldn't help myself.....

11/10/05

Taking One for the Team


Tonight we enjoyed a classic family activity together. Tara is the Women's Athletic Director for our Stake and for the past several months she's organized the ladies to practice playing volleyball every Tuesday night. Earlier tonight they made their grand debut against another Stake. The first game was a rousing success as they won the match 2-0. Tara was the star, serving the team to 10 consecutive points in the first set (could you expect anything less?). Kennedy and I were the cheering section for the team, rooting "Mama" on to the victory.

The first victory would have made for a fine evening, but then there was the second match of the night. No one on the team knew they would be playing twice on the same night, so much of the babysitting help from the earlier match had to leave. Guess who was the lucky one who got to stay and watch four little boys while the moms were playing? Some of the activities during my watch included: jumping off the chairs in the foyer (not my idea!), throwing all of Kennedy's toys at one another, kicking a volleyball up and down the halls, and some miniature version of the Ultimate Fighter (I learned that Daniel Ball is a master of Mou Tai, a form of ancient shoot fighting. I don't think he knew he was performing Mou Tai on his little brother, but he still took Joshua down pretty quick). In the end, everyone had fun and no one went to the ER. The women lost the second match, but it was a fun family night for all - even if I didn't talk to Tara the entire night!

11/8/05

The Deer Hunt Party


Ever since I can remember, most of the men in the family would head off to the big deer hunt on opening day and leave the women alone all weekend. Well, the girls decided to have our own fun and when I was a teenager, we started the annual deer hunt girls only party. The girls in my family would get together over the deer hunt and shop, eat, watch movies and just hang out for the weekend. The tradition continues but it's not quite the same anymore. This year's party included a newborn, several toddlers and a bunch of tired, worn out moms. There were no shopping trips, no browsing craft fairs (which was fine with me), not even an outing to a restuarant.
We were lucky to get out for a walk on Saturday. But no matter, the deer hunt party was just as fun as ever. There was lots of good food. Bonnie made her famous cinnamon rolls, we ate lots of leftover Halloween candy, and had takeout from La Casita (the best mexican food in Happy Valley)! What more could we ask for! The funny thing about it-not one husband goes hunting anymore. Just ask Jared the last time he even looked at a gun and see how he reacts. But the party continues. Maybe the men need to have their own party. I know Jared felt a little left out. Don't feel bad for him, though. As he already mentioned, he quickly organized a Monopoly party for Friday night. I'm sure he was just fine without the women at home for a night. The tradition will continue next year, and there will probably be a couple more newborns or a some on the way. It might be a few years before the shopping resumes. Until then, the deer hunt parties will consist of eating lots of food and maybe catching a walk on a beautiful fall day.

11/7/05

The Church Lady


Yesterday, we went to Brant's ward for Baby Madison's blessing. I can't tell you how excited I was to go to a different ward. No, it's not that I don't enjoy the people in the good ol' Cottonwood 4th. Since Kennedy was born in December, I've only been able to sit with my family one time during church. I like being in the bishopric, I don't like sitting on the stand.

I was ready to give Tara a break and sit with Kennedy during Sacrament Meeting. Everything was there; books, treats, toys, keys - I was ready to play with the babe. Of course, like always happens, reality doesn't quite match your imagination. A few minutes after the blessing was over, Kennedy was done! Instead of enjoying the meeting with everyone else, Kennedy and I sat out in the foyer listening to the rest of chuch over the speaker. The joys of a toddler on Sunday!

11/5/05

My Evening Alone with KFC


Last night it was just me and the colonel. No, this time I am not making a joke about Kennedy's initials. It really was a night alone with a bucket of chicken from KFC. Tara and Kennedy were out at the annual Deer Hunt Widows' Party with all of the women from her family. My question is this: Since I don't go on the Deer Hunt and I'm not invited to the party, does that make me a Deer Hunt Widows' Party Widower? In some strange way it makes sense, doesn't it?!

I took advantage of the Bachelor Pad the way any healthy 30 year old male would. I invited over some friends and we had a good time - playing Monopoly. I know some of you out there are shaking your heads in disgust, but Monopoly is one or the greatest games ever! My friends and I have a ritual of playing anytime one or more of them is in town. Last night Jason, Ian, and I had some intense battles with Jason's Lord of the Rings version of the game. I don't mean to brag, but someone won 3 out of 5 games. I may have been a widower because of the Deer Hunt Widows' Party, but I'm not dead yet!!

11/1/05

How Many...

You've all heard the old joke about how many members of the bishopric does it take to change a lightbulb. Well, while we were out tonight visiting one of the widows in the ward we came up with the answer. All three. One to hold the lightbulb (Dick), one to make sure no one gets hurt (Bishop), and one to change the bulb (me). I don't know if it's funny or not, but it sure was a joke!!