31

Yesterday was my 31st birthday. Since I failed to even post about it yesterday you can tell that it wasn't really a big priority for me. There's nothing special about 31. No new decade milestone. I don't even change my status on the census (although they are probably hunting me down since our last encounter). There's no insurace break for turning 31. You can't find a birthday card that says "Happy 31st Birthday." Even the phrase, "So, how does it feel to be 31," sounds kinda stupid. So anyway, I'm 31. Happy Birthday to me.